Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Day One

This is all about a festival I had recently attended, written both there and back from it and attempting to convey the sentiment of an outsider entering a new land. It's supposed to be psychologically riveting and indicative of a discomfort, relayed through the atmosphere of the piece and the contribution of nature. It's tongue-in-cheek, but also honest. If you've patience to read it all, I hope you enjoy it...


My day had started as a slow one;
a snails’ pace in the early morning on a half askew bed with a hung over girlfriend who was baiting death.
She wouldn’t let go of me-
and I was enticed.
All of this, and I was already a day late.
By time I left the house, it was a hot mid-afternoon and I was fully burdened as a pack mule:
several pens, just in case, pads of cheap, flimsy paper to write on, a spanner- for god knows why… 2 packs of compress, -in case shit got real dangerous and heavy blood flow was inevitable- a gas mask, a pig mask and some tribal face paint to help me fit in with the locals.
There were a couple of bananas for potassium, a pillow, a tent with holes in it and other crap, too. I should’ve brought my trusty knife, just to be real safe, but then maybe I’d get jittery around the others and stab something.
Better to use a spanner. I can’t get arrested for that.

I had a friend I was waiting for, L. I guess he was in charge of the drugs ‘detail’… He was early, now he’s late, and the smell of sugared peanuts fills my nose with its rich sweetness and makes me hungry.
Not even on the train yet- and there’s still the rum, or vodka, or whatever, to get.
Real slow start.
Anyway, seems like I could be gone for weeks with all this shit, when really, it’s just 2 days.
And one of those is half spent already.
Nevermind. I look forward to arrival… ETA- what time is it now?
Let’s say 2 hours from now.
A lot of two’s… Too late- too bad, two days. Time to go native.
I’ll get there, stand atop some place high and scout the area, try and find a good place to set up camp. Once we’re located, I’ll begin to question the locals and let’s see if I can’t find out something about yesterday…
I know how my yesterday went- I spent it waiting around and drinking.
Would’ve rather been ‘there’. Would’ve rather been anywhere. ‘There’ will be ‘here’ soon enough, I should hope- and I look forward to the journey. I’ll stare out the windows and watch the countryside go by as we get deeper.
Give me time to set down a few ground rules, too.
Need rules.
This isn’t a holiday.
We might be going for a short weekend break away to a festival, but I’m a reporter, and this is my job. My job, and I’ll treat it as seriously as any other.

Playgroup festival. Playgroup… Sounds like something for kids, but I wont let that fool me and I wont let down my guard. It’ll be just as debauched as any other I’ve seen- I’m sure.
Let down your guard and they’ll surprise you somehow.
Certainly surprised me- I’d never even heard of the festival before…
Now I’m going.
Funny world.

Got to rendezvous with Emily for my ‘press-pass’.
We’ll see how she is…

The journey itself proved easy- fairly quick and hassle-free.
We’ve arrived- the air is just growing bitter as I witness my breathe condense before my eyes.
My shoulders ache,- the town is quaint and rural, it’s a pretty place to put on a weekend of madcap antics and young adults acting like children, dressed as bears and other animals- or soldiers, though they act like left-wing extremists to a tribal drum beat that resonates across the whole (small) expanse.
A land of green and grey.

Walking in, following the designated path, I noticed the dashed remains on the floor, of a blackbird. My first thought being that the poor creature was accidently crushed by a car.
There is no inoculation for tragic manslaughter committed to animals.
Walking further I saw another, and yet another, then a gull and yet more!
A trail of scattered dead birds that left an image of destitution that no car could cause.
Perhaps a large cat-like predator.
Perhaps one of the many attractive young vixens garbed in a beastly attire.
Perhaps they got carried away?
If I’m lucky, perhaps one will catch me wandering alone in the dark;- a sizeable treat to be devoured. Eat me, oh, please, eat me!
No? Just one bite!
You won’t regret it- kill me! Tear me to pieces, I am useless!
A flightless bird, destined to die.

Nearing the camp, I find a bag of marijuana on the floor. It isn’t much but I imagine it’s all they had. Well, sub-standard or not, it’s mine now, much to their soon to be found disappointment.
Finders-keepers.

Already I’ve been questioned for my lack of faith.
Apprehended for not wearing my masq…
I was further interrogated for my heresy by one zealous female.
I explained my invalid self (yes, I really utilised such debasement!) due to my poor timing, provisions, and lack of light. All truth.
But to no avail. She was not to be appeased.
I must do better if I’m to pierce in to the breast of my target.
I must go native.
I must prove my worth.
And so, I have prepared a cocktail of whiskey and rum.
The rum for its exoteric nature, and the whiskey because it is a reminder of my love.

I smoked.

I was immersed- I had my pad and pen, filling voluminously as my palpitations increased to their thumping, rhythmic drum- and then a bald headed drone in his sparkly t-shirt began to inquire into my treachery again.
He saw my pad and began to ask me a series of inane questions.
“Who was my favourite band?”
I answered all his interrogatives with my true head as he continued explaining how ‘this’ was his, and how he wore their name embroidered on his t-shirt.
I lost my pace and began to drink from my poisoned chalice.  Now greatly more so because of the recent free chemical acquisition.

I stood, arms crossed in the centre of attention- my merry band now in full swing around me,- yet, too, to have drunk from my brew. anxious and intrigued. curious, abashed, and appalled. Not yet as them and thrice now asked, as a young blonde gesticulated toward me in flirtatious, mocking mimicry.
I shrugged, she turned, and was invaded by another male, eventually.
I moved closer in to Pan- met… no, not met, but found myself quite appropriated next to a martian, and I was still yet to drink the potion.

We retreated back to base where I dampened my drink with cola, and took a swig to wash down some penicillin for my tooth.

Two beasts fight down the way.
My head spins and my vision blurs.
We sit- my companions act as salesman, the music, early begins to wind down.
Everyone talks about the same thing. The same drugs. The same shit.
How utterly inane.

I’ve never been to Bristol, but here, I have met the Bristolians.

The night got cold- especially cold, but my crew and I waited until morning, questioning and bonding with the locals, engaging in their rituals, recreations and dramatics.
By time of earl morning, we had all decided to head for camp, where the three of us lay, waiting for the rain to stop and growing only wetter with each passing moment.
Crowded together, 3 large bodies, keeping warm and getting wet. Rather with her…
I slept for a little time and then cabin fever took hold. The space so small, I felt caged, and so the canary leapt.
I headed back on my rounds and with the hopes of procuring some rations.

The weather turns apocalyptic.
It rains and rains in droves. A constant, flowing, downfall; growing more or less rapid at interments, like a floating, aqueous creature.
Submerged in a deep red haze- all of us damp, or drenched, and our belongings!
The base had capsized half to one side. We’ve heard news that a puddle’s growing since we’ve left and at any moment the rain could apparently never cease.
We had to return to base. But here we were dry- no, not dry…- warm though, and comfortable but most importantly, we were not getting any wetter currently, and any venture outside would prove the loss of a most precious ‘place’ with the others. And worse, I had smoked the last of our cannabis- my cannabis, with a friend who accompanied. It was a heady supply for one roll- but I feared ineffective as two, not otherwise, but in our un-slept state, we were ever so pert, and there was no reason to waste good smoke when it could put us at ease.

For all of the end of the world we were chilled, and laughing, too. Actually having a good time with our jokes about the place, until mounting fears began to climax.
Then D raised a balloon for L, and with the noise came others’ attention, then along came the inevitable bidding war.
Customers came, L got high again, and still the rain poured.

We’ve seen the tent and it was all for nought.
The condition of our base was laughable. I had always proven nothing short of always amounting to a practical joke before, and now…
L and I were stuck outside in the wet and the wind. All for now, we had hoped there might be a few extra layers to grab, maybe the beds could be salvaged… Every second was superseded in significance by the one that came next- it was a battle with the elements raging and as I struggled around grabbing for drinks, or anything that might’ve proved useful, I only got as wet as if I were out in the rain.
All our provisions that we’d left- even in the bags, were now drenched through.
It was a bitter battle, and one we’d lost on all fronts.

To find warmth, which was now proving equally as difficult as it was necessary, we pay a visit to a barn. Cold and with a smell in the air like slow boiled cabbage. The people in there bop up and down like chickens, shaking their rumps, (some wear the heads of other animals all the while- a lizard, a pig…) to cliché music played by a ‘bluegrass’ imitation band.
When they play a duet from the ever famous Deliverance. And so; first they dance like chickens, then later they squeal like pigs.

With the passing of hours, our faith and good spirits dwindled.
My clothes were all soaked through- even the spares I packed and had never worn.
The cold blew and every draft reminded me more of my poor condition. Even the base was waterlogged and puddles dispersed themselves across every surface imaginable within.
My sleeping quarters were now null and void. I had previously maintained every permissible sentiment to stay- hoping to penetrate into the core of my experiences. I wanted to really understand what it was all about; what profound truth they all had that I lacked, and to accomplish this, I needed to see my mission through.
To leave early would only secure a disappointment in me.
I would feel a failure as a soldier, or intrepid explorer, only a half complete job. But the weather…

If I had learned anything, seeing the provincial site slowly left- disbanded and derailed by its own followers, it was that the half converts could only bear it all so long as they could be besides themselves with their alchemy, and in failing that, when God and nature washed through their illusion, providing its true potency over their conjuration- when faced with adversity- many had left.
Simply packed up and went.
But I remained.
And so, too, did the truer believers.
I saw it was mostly the older bunch now. Some professionals stuck there for the sake of work, like I, and we exchanged intel with a profound resignation.
My comrades and I met in discussion. It was soon resolved that we would leave soon after nightfall- to see all that was mostly left on offer, and only escaping the terrible, cold and sleepless evening into the early morning. I was relieved, yes, but also distraught. I felt no closer to my missions goal.

We retreated to base and began preparation to get out of dodge.
The camp was lowered, levelled and all the provisions were checked for their worth and compared to the amount of energy and effort necessary to carry them on our trek through the thickage. The carcass was picked.
I left the tent, my bed and pillow and packed up my saturated bags with a grim disposition.
The mud was thick and the water fell so hard downhill, that the powerful streams managed to somewhat jettison the flow up the path, along our way.
The mud stuck and made slippery the walk, but I, prepared now with my thick army boots was blessed with my resourceful ease at the journey.

Arriving at the bus depot just on time, we were fortunate to catch a cheap ride to the station where our return journey would really commence.
I had passed, along the open expanse of pure dark enmity, a standalone generator powering nothing at all but a single floodlight, erected from the orange box below it. It was a cataclysm of design- a lone obelisk to commemorate the ingenuity of man, and for all it’s might only helped to further exemplify nature’s true magic. To see, through the invention of man, how wide and dense was the world. So varied in colour, all based on our own ability to perceive, and only ever as destined to better itself beyond our own knowledge and ability to appreciate.
The rain dazzled in the light; a cascade that fell as a whole, though we only felt the microcosm of it all. Each and every blade of grass, each and every leaf on a single tree.

There was an hour’s delay between trains and we attempted to make ourselves warm on a set of chairs. The cruel light from within the pale brick buildings only showed how wet we really were by the constant trail of moisture we left in our wake. We were all tired and beaten and burdened.
Home was now our only solace.
We took a cab to save us a short walk as soon as we touched down in the city. We exchanged only few words, said the polite goodbyes and sat down. L had a way further to go home, and so he came back with me. That and he was used to living off me.

As a home departure from the previous range of sustenance options available to me, I ordered a cheap and greasy pizza with meat and all the works.
The food before was good, but this, I felt, was better.
I cradled and spread out in my bed that night, the rain falling gently outside. Relaxed and warm in my bed, too tired to think of anything at all.
In two days, the storm will find its way to here and the night will rage and dance with the rain in the light and thunder.

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